- Me when I'm running: Why do I do this to myself, I hate this, I'm going to die and no one's going to find me for hours.
- Me after I'm done running: I'm so fit and sweaty, look at me, I hella love running.
- fitblr: you're not peeing every fifteen minutes? OMG YOU MUST BE SO DEHYDRATED HERE IS A LITRE OF WATER DRINK IT ALL. NOW.
- fitblr: peanut butter peanut butter peanut butter peanut butter peanut butter peanut butter peanut butter peanut butter peanut butter peanut butter peanut butter peanut butter
- fitblr: omg fruit is amazing for you don't even listen to anyone else it's beautiful
- fitblr: deformed carrots are turned into baby carrots? STOP VEGETABLE SHAMING. EVERY VEGETABLE IS BEAUTIFUL.
- fitblr: i need everything in the nike store ok
